Anonymeme, copperbadge-style

I loathe the idea of saying anonymous sweet/snarky/nasty things to my flist (mostly because y'all are the folks I turn to when Real People are being annoying), but I LOVE the idea of saying anonymous things about people who have NO IDEA that I maintain an online presence here. (A note to the few RL friends who read this LJ: yes, I know you're here. You have been deemed cool enough to know of my not-so-secret identity. Thus, you have not earned anonymous snarkery. Rejoice.)

( Cue Anon Truth )

Er, yeah. I ran out of steam at the end there. I actually say number ten to her all the time. But overall that was quite theraputic.