Dear God,

I am not sure what humanity did to deserve Joan Rivers, but I repent. For all of us. Slap my ass and call me Jesus if you must, but please, for the love of all, find a way to shut her up. Nothing big, just a strained vocal cord every year around this time would. Her daughter's not that bad, maybe she can do all of the talking. Give Joan the etch-a-sketch pen and let her write on the screen. Just find some way to SHUT HER UP!!!

And if you could have the clue fairy visit her? She's gotta work a lot harder than she did in the past to make gay jokes funny. "The African Queens?" That's a stretch.

Thanks,
CJ

PS Never mind the above, OMG PENGUINS!!!!!!!!


ETA: Boy am I a genius. I just gleefully shouted, "Wait! I HAVE A MUTE BUTTON!" Voila! Penguins without Joan's commentary!